I'm the Hen Ferchetan. This is my take on the world through the eyes of Wales. While mostly about Welsh politics (that most famous of dour topics!) I try to scatter some humour around, but I doubt anyone but me will find it funny! Have a read, and if it bores you then feel free to never come back!

Wednesday 8 October 2008

Our Creators

The Daily Mail has recently printed a list of the 50 people who "wrecked Britain". Apparently these are the people that made Britain "the ugly, ignorant, beer-ridden and brawling place it is today".

Wales' very own "Prif Copyn" Richard Brunstrom makes the list (honestly) along with such awful people as Princess Diana, the man who invented the mini-roundabout and Jimmy Saville. Imagine how much happier we'd all have bee without these people...!
A few more deserving souls anmed in the list are Tony Blair, Gordon Brown, Maggie Thatcher and Janet Street Porter. There is also a special mention for Wales' first First Minister:
"A dismal little doormat called Alun Michael. To look at, he is not a striking proposition, a careworn creature with the hunched shoulders and lank hair of a natural loser."
And the annoyance of all bloggers (Just kidding, love you all really!) also get a mention - Internet Anons!

But surely, pride of place in the list must be reserved for the truly evil, the god-awful, the child-corrupting Topsy and Tim. Apparently these cpreaches:
"A Britain peopled by disciples of Topsy and Tim would not last long in the world of international terrorism. If we succumb to the worldview of Topsy and Tim, we might as well give up now."
I still can't believe people actually read this paper!

4 comments:

Alwyn ap Huw said...

The people who have really wrecked Britain are pedantic little sh**s.

Alun Michael was never First Minister, he was First Secretary!

Hen Ferchetan said...

ha ha! I'd agree you with both points you sarcastic little...!

Anonymous said...

Well a lot more people read the Mail than this boring little blog. And Letts IS an excellent writer.

Hen Ferchetan said...

Why on earth do you keep coming back here then? As I've said before, if I bore you then feel free not to come back again and again!

And if Letts was an exellent writer, he'd be writing in a proper newspaper.